Marylikeslemons - 🕷️

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

it's genuinely crazy that free the nipple died

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

Putting some sort of bra on a mermaid is equivalent to docking a doberman pinscher or clipping a birds wings