When You Are Unemployed, Mysterious Voices Will Tell You To "become A Youtuber" But You Must Remind Yourself

Putting some sort of bra on a mermaid is equivalent to docking a doberman pinscher or clipping a birds wings

forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

Oh.

We're at "traffic tickets are justification for disappearing people off the street and sending them to death camps with no due process" levels of fascism now.

Okay yeah we're like fucked, fucked.

gettin sillay on my mama

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip