I Dreamed The Pope Announced A New Deadly Sin Called 'sluttony' And Everybody Was Really Excited To Try

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

i hate when a coworker brings up harry potter because you just have to start beating them and keep beating them and beating them and attacking them and mauling them and it's really tiring to do twice a day

lets overthrow mama

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

gettin sillay on my mama

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip