I'm Not A Socially Awkward Introvert. I'm A Socially Awkward Extrovert. I Am Perfectly Capable Of Carrying

gettin sillay on my mama

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

Putting some sort of bra on a mermaid is equivalent to docking a doberman pinscher or clipping a birds wings

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

he is literally signing away years of progress, soon enough the civil rights acts will probably be gone too