Yeah You Could Say I’m Doing Numbers On Tumblr. And That Numbers? One

forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

i hate when a coworker brings up harry potter because you just have to start beating them and keep beating them and beating them and attacking them and mauling them and it's really tiring to do twice a day

gettin sillay on my mama

i love this "with mama" meme. mm yes give me more baby animals with mmama.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip