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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

let’s crave that mineral with mama

Let’s sleep with mama

sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread

i hate when a coworker brings up harry potter because you just have to start beating them and keep beating them and beating them and attacking them and mauling them and it's really tiring to do twice a day

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

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