Sorry Your Boyfriend Was Just So Sweet And Bruised And Mushy We Made Him Into A Bananas Bread

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

Putting some sort of bra on a mermaid is equivalent to docking a doberman pinscher or clipping a birds wings