I Hate When A Coworker Brings Up Harry Potter Because You Just Have To Start Beating Them And Keep Beating

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

gettin sillay on my mama

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

lets overthrow mama

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Putting some sort of bra on a mermaid is equivalent to docking a doberman pinscher or clipping a birds wings

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me