"women Are Always Like—"

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

Let’s sleep with mama

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread

forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

Let’s fly with mama!

Putting some sort of bra on a mermaid is equivalent to docking a doberman pinscher or clipping a birds wings