Two Boys Talked On The Playground About Who Was Stronger: A Kitten Or A Puppy. "For The Sake Of Fairness,

Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

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