Let's Stand With Mama

let’s crave that mineral with mama

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

i hate when a coworker brings up harry potter because you just have to start beating them and keep beating them and beating them and attacking them and mauling them and it's really tiring to do twice a day

Putting some sort of bra on a mermaid is equivalent to docking a doberman pinscher or clipping a birds wings

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

lets overthrow mama

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

gettin sillay on my mama

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