Let's Frolick With Mama

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs