Marylikeslemons - 🕷️

Putting some sort of bra on a mermaid is equivalent to docking a doberman pinscher or clipping a birds wings

let’s crave that mineral with mama

my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me

forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

i hate when a coworker brings up harry potter because you just have to start beating them and keep beating them and beating them and attacking them and mauling them and it's really tiring to do twice a day

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin