Like The The Man Who Figured Out How To Make A Car Run On Water Instead Of Gas. This Man Will Probably

Rules: Describe yourself only with pictures you have. You cannot download or search any new pictures. Tag ten people. I was tagged by @mattysheelies

I tag: @barbarasbae @lordofthenerds97 @ahoysailorsteve @hopelezz @hargrove-harrington and anyone else who would like to do it.

MIND YOUR BUSINESS TACO

This never works on me :(

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

Oh It's so nice to see this post again. I really do love what they do for these children.

Source 

This was my reaction to the full story...simply beautiful.

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

I love this so much please reblog. This makes me think about when my younger brother would tease me about it, and he still doesn't realize that any girlfriend he has will go through the same thing.

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

1,000 FOLLOWERS?!?

YALL IM SCREAMIN IDEK WHAT TO SAY!!! like fuck for real when I started out at the beginning of this year, I never even thought I’d have enough followers to start doing requests. I’ve worked really hard on making this blog something wicked and it means so much to me that my efforts haven’t gone to waste.  Even if we’ve never spoken, every single one of you has helped me push forward and continue to better myself as a writer and a person and I’ve made so many friends that I seriously can’t thank you all enough!! So, as a thank you for all 1,000 of you joining the party, I decided to do a giveaway!!

Three of my followers will be selected randomly and the prizes will be as follows:

1st Place Winner: 2,000+ Word Scenario + A Match Up + 3 Edits (Phone Wallpaper, Icon, and a Header)

2nd Place Winner: A Match Up + Matching Icons & Phone Wallpaper

3rd Place Winner: Winner’s choice of a Match Up OR an Icon & Phone Wallpaper

If you want an idea for what you might be getting, here is an example of a scenario, here are examples for a header/icon/wallpaper, and here is an example of a match up!

RULES

You must be following me to enter! 

To enter, just reblog or like this post! One reblog = one entry and one like = one entry! (Only one reblog/like per person please, reblogging/liking it multiple times won’t get you more entries!) 

If you win the scenario: Please be able to tell me the gender pronouns used, what character you want it to be with, and a prompt (basically just like a request you’d put in for headcanons)! An example would be:

“For the scenario, I would like Kirishima with a Fem! Reader going on a zoo date with her.”

If you win a match up, here would be an example of the information you could send in:

I’m a 5′1″ female with a caramel/mocha skin tone and dyed red curly hair! I’d say I have a curvy figure, however I wouldn’t say I’m overweight or thin. I have a ENFP personality type and I like to think I’m pretty funny and outgoing. My hobbies include baking, which is also my major, reading comics, doing anything crafty, hanging out outside when the weather is nice, watching movies, and I’m also a huuge dog person. I get distracted very easily, I suck at remembering things, and ‘Dork’ is practically my middle name by now. While I do get antsy if I stay home for too long, I also enjoy spending time just chilling by myself and I looove to nap. I’m also a bit of a hopeless romantic, but I’d never really show it unless I was in a relationship.

If you win an edit:

Please tell me what character you would like featured and what colors/theme you would like! (ex: blue and pink with polka dots, red and black with no pattern, etc.)

For the matchups and scenarios, the same rules apply in regards to what I won’t write for so if you need to, please check them out again before sending your information here!

This event will be going on for ONE WEEK from  to , so be sure to reblog/like this by then! Once the event is over, I will make a post and I will tag all of the winners so you can personally message me the information needed to get your reward made! If I don’t get responses within 3 days of that time, I will personally message you, and if I don’t get a response a day after that, another winner will be chosen!

Thank you so much again guys and I hope you have fun with this!

I'm sad to see this after Christmas. Before I could also join this club of scaring the Christ out of family members.

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

Nope no Amanda here

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

...13

I’m at 5 what about you?