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I’m At 5 What About You?

I’m at 5 what about you?

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7 years ago

I have been waiting

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5 years ago

A Continuation of "Accident".

So... This is meant to be a Continuation of a fix made by @sallyxretro-nyc-archived. And me and @jentheone12. Really wanted to see it be brought to completion. So I was ultimately volunteered to do so. So let's begin.

Sal runs to the side of the bed where Joe is laying in the hospital bed. His face has multiple cuts and bruises, and his left arm and leg were in casts. But he was awake and alive. Sal rushed to his side. "Baby what happened to you, are you ok?"

Joe smiled and wiped the tears from Sal's face. "I'm fine Sal, just got into a little car accident, no big deal, just some guy who didn't know what a turn signal or speed limit was." But it was, while Joe would not need major surgery. He would need it for his left leg because it was broken in multiple places, including his femur.

Sal smiled and gently grabbed Joe's face and kissed him. He held his hand and laughed as they told funny jokes together. They waited until it was time for Joe to go into surgery. They placed metal pins in his leg to set some of the bones back in place and repair them.

Sal waited until they brought him back, Murr and Q had stopped by and left balloons, a stuffed animal, and some snacks. Joe was in the hospital for a few days until he recovered.

When he was able to leave, he had to be in a wheelchair for a few months so the bones could heal, the doctor had told him he would have a slight limp but nothing major.

Sal helped Joe inside and got him into bed. They cuddled together and watched movies while they ate pizza. Sal looked to Joe and kissed him before cuddling into Joe's chest. Joe smiled and wrapped his arms around Sal as they went to sleep. Joe found it funny how a car accident brought him and Sal closer together.

After 8 months Joe's leg was healed and he could walk around and you could barely tell he limped when he walked. After shooting for impractical jokers, Sal and Joe headed out to a fancy dinner for a date. They ate their food and told jokes that had them laughing out loud. Afterwards Joe got serious and grabbed Sal's hand. "Sal we've been together for a few years now and there is something I need to tell you. I was driving that day because I went to a store to get you this". He pulled a small velvet box out of his hand and held it up to Sal, who was covering his mouth with tears in his eyes. Joe smiled and opened it to reveal an engagement ring. Joe smiled and held Sal's hand "Sal Vulcano, will you marry me?" Sal nodded and Joe put the ring on his finger. They kissed and the whole restaurant erupted with applause. They went home as happy as could be. Funny how an accident can bring two people even closer together than before.

The end


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5 years ago

I find it humorous when I ask myself why these actors who are iconic and down right amazing are in Spy Kids. But then I look at Alan Cummings and I think..... I get you. But everyone else is an enigma.

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

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tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

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even fucking george clooney wtf

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steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

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salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

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elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

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sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

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alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

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6 years ago

I'm all for it. Any fan of impractical jokers is a friend of mine. Just message me, if you wanna do or anything else.

whom would like to be my friend? :)

6 years ago

Bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasy, circus trapeze-

There's a place I know that's tucked away!

There's A Place I Know That's Tucked Away!

A PLACE WHERE YOU AND I CAN STAY!

5 years ago

It makes me glad to see a fellow Christian who really knows what's up. God bless him.

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6 years ago

I grew up on Barbie. She was such a big part of my childhood. And I'm so glad my nana introduced me to it.

I don’t get why some people don’t like barbie movies!!!

Like

I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

seriously

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I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!
I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

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I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

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I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

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I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

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I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!
I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

IMPORTANT!!!!

I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

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I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!
I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!
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I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

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I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!
I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

OTHERWISE!

I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!
I Don’t Get Why Some People Don’t Like Barbie Movies!!!

THIS WAS A BARBIE APPRECIATION POST!!!

6 years ago

What dark topic have I just scrolled upon? What happened with the pastry? I have so many questions and concerns.

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

If U Ever Find A Genie And You’re Really Craving A Dessert That Looks Like This:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

6 years ago

I need money right now so.....let's do this.

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

6 years ago

🐘🐘🐘

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