I'm sad to see this after Christmas. Before I could also join this club of scaring the Christ out of family members.
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
Oranges
cheese
Oh It's so nice to see this post again. I really do love what they do for these children.
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It's good to know that men and women do wrong, and that there are people out there who take the time to acknowledge it.
shocking
Theatre nerds when they're alone.
hands down best moment in television history.
@ non star trek fans, try explain whats going on here
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I’m at 5 what about you?
Nope no Amanda here
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
MIND YOUR BUSINESS TACO
Pretty.....I want one.
This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.
Fâther, will mother be there??
mood: bedridden victorian child