I’m Starting To Think Charles Made A Literal Deal With The Devil And Sacrificed The Rest Of His Season

DREAM PODIUM!!!

LESTAPPEN 1-2 PLUS THEIR ADOPTED SON<3

LESTAPPEN 1-2 REAL F1 IS BACK BABY!!!

Carlos Sainz try to not be a whiny bitch every time someone overtakes him challenge!!!

(Extremely Difficult) (Gone Wrong)

Leo is his CHILD.

They even look alike🙏

watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.

Something’s coming, alright…

ME😈‼️

Crane: [Reading chat] Crane is my dad? I’m not sure I am.

Max: Alright, daddy.

MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN PLEASE KEEP YOUR DADDY KINK BETWEEN YOU AND CHARLES.

(jk we love to see it)

YOUR HONOR, I AM NOT PROUD OF THE SOUND THAT WAS EXTRACTED FROM MY SOUL WHEN I SAW THESE PICTURES.

OH MY LORD HIS THIGHSSSS😭🙏

I AM UNWELL.

Sorry for the 5-ish month hiatus I was experiencing many forms of depression😓

Just as I predicted😍