Fukuzawa: Atsushi, I'm sorry
Atsushi: huffs, looks away
Junichiro: What's up with Atsushi?
Ranpo: A stray cat gave the President a fish.
Junichiro: wince And he accepted it?
Ranpo: Yup, Atsushi caught him a deer too but now he's not getting any.
Atsushi: Maybe those other cats can get you a deer, hmph.
Did some whiteboard doodles wIth the gang
I am BEGGING the bsd fandom/fanfic writers to PLEASE know basic feline anatomy and that TIGERS CAN’T PURR! I know it’s cute to have Atsushi purring, BUT HE CAN’T! I’m sorry, but it’s not possible… but write him chuffing! Chuffing is cute too!
That is all
YESSSS to the"feel strongly, that's what you do when you want to experience the past". atsushi's hallucinations mentioned by fake dazai YAY next month has to be about atsushi's ptsd PLSSS (also, AWWW atsushi's expressions when he's overwhelmed😭 i want to hug him)
hc that atsushi finds the nearest soft item and starts kneading it with his hands when stressed because it calms him
big shoutout to red in tooth and claw for putting a name to my obsession (it's been 3 years i think this is going to stick with me for life)
atsushi: *slow blink*
akutagawa, confused, looking around: ?????????
atsushi:
akutagawa, shrugging internally: *slow blink*
atsushi, grinning and hugging him:
akutagawa, even more confused:
pspspspsps kitty kitty
i like when people give atsushi cat-like traits like purring or having sharper-than-average canines and i think we should take it a step further and just keep adding onto it. atsushi should chuff. he scratches on walls and his desk until there's obvious nail marks digging into the wood. he rubs against the others to mark them as his territory. there has to be a meeting held because he won't stop shedding and there's white hair everywhere so a good portion of the agency's budget goes into getting everyone lint rollers. he freaks people out at night because of his tapetum lucidum. and he does all of this subconsciously so if you tell him he does any of these things he'd be absolutely mortified
Fanfic idea - Jealous drunken Chuuya x Drunken cat Atsushi
Prompt: As described Atsushi and Chuuya get drunk and comedy ensues
Actual idea-
So I’m imagining thats its sometime in the future during a cherry blossom viewing.
Everyone is getting drunk and having a great time but cue Atsushi and Chuuya getting drunk.
Turns out a drunken Atsushi acts really silly, like everyone keeps referring to him as a cat and asks him to bring out his tail and ears. Ya know silly stuff but at some point drunken Atsushi just starts acting like complete cat and starts cuddling up to people he likes. You know partially cause he’s drunk and he’s just instinctually scent marking people like an actual cat.
This all comes to a point where he starts cuddling up to Dazai which triggers the next event.
Which is a jealous drunken Chuuya.
You know in my head Chuuya already found Atsushi to be really cute at the beginning of the night before the tiger ears and tail came out.
Atusshi is just adorable and Chuuya immediately wants to get to know him more but denies himself since he doesn’t want Dazai to be an ass about it.
Well a few hours later drunken Chuuya gets jealous that the cute weretiger is cuddling up to Dazai.
Cause ya know Dazai is the worst and in Chuuya’s mind doesn’t deserve to have an adorable creature cuddling up to him and being affectionate.
So in his drunken jealous wisdom Chuuya thinks its a great idea to go over there and just grab Atsushi and say that Dazai doesn’t deserve to have a cute cat before walking back over to the port mafia side while a confused but still drunk Atsushi just kinda shrugs and continues to act like a cat.
Just ya know:
Angry drunken Chuuya (clutching Atsushi like a child would a plush toy): “O-oi this cat is mine now! F-fuck off you Shitty Mackrel!”
Atsushi (who is now slightly confused but unbothered just makes chuffing sounds before cuddling into this new persons neck and nuzzling their cheek like an overly affectionate cat.)
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