Denki: So, you and Bakugo..?
Kirishima: He laughed at the joke I made that one time, so yeah, we're pretty much dating.
Bakugou: So what’s for dinner?
Kirishima: *staring at the food he just burnt* Regret.
Bakugou: Remember in elementary school when people would say every time you blinked, a bird would die ?
Kirishima: No ? Is that true ?
Bakugou: I mean technically- what are you doing ?
Kirishima: *eyes wide open* I refuse to let another bir- *blinks* FUCK
Bakugou: ...
[Bakugou, reading a book while lying on the ground]
Kirishima: The ground is lava!
Bakugou:
Kirishima: I said the ground is-
Bakugou: I heard you
Bakugou: fuck, it’s dark
Kirishima: don’t worry babe, i got this
Kirishima: *stomps his foot so his fantasy skechers light up*
kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
OMG OMG I'M IN LOVE AAAA IT'S SO CUTE 😭😭💕💕
Child love yourself for the God's sake
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Kirishima: bakugou... hey baku.
Bakugou: what do you want ?
Kirishima: I can’t sleep..
Bakugou: well, i can goodnight.
Bakugo: hey, shitty, you have beautiful hands
Kirishima: thank you bro!
Bakugo: do you know where they would look best? Around me-
Denki: BIBLE! TO THE REDEEMER OF THE BIBLE PRAISE BE JESUS, AMEN!