Bakugou: So what’s for dinner?
Kirishima: *staring at the food he just burnt* Regret.
Kirishima: here is my wall of inspirational people
Denki: isn't that just a picture of Bakugou?
Kirishima: he inspires me
Kirishima: *singing* All I want for Christmas is youuuu. [points at Bakugo ]
Kirishima: *stopping the singing* Actually I want you all year.
Bakugou: [blushes] idiot
Girl: *sits*
Kirishima: *scoots away*
Girl: Hey, I don't bite. *smiles*
Bakugou: *slams hand down on the desk* I funckin do
Bakugou: i don't know what to say
Kirishima: just be yourself! say something nice :)
Bakugou: which one? i can't do both
kirishima: you like me?
Bakugo: we're married
kirishima: yeah but did you marry me as friends or-
Kirishima: I just want to be alone and sleep.
Bakugou: Let me go to my room then.
Kirishima: No *hides his face in he's neck*, throwing you out would not be manly.
Bakugo: The next person who says ‘owo’ or 'uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Kirishima: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Bakugo: I am going to bre/ak your fingers.
Kirishima: don’t you fucking die!!
Bakugou : don’t tell me what to do
Bakugou: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Kirishima:
Bakugou:
kirishima: …W-what?
Denki: *eating biscuits in the background* He said he would fuck you if you asked.
Bakugou: I am a man of action. I act first, apologize later.
Kirishima a: you never apologize.
Bakugou : well, I would if I was ever wrong.