kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
kirishima: don't come to the loft
denki: why?
kirishima: bakugo's passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore
Kirishima: The other day, I was arguing with Bakugo and in the middle of it, he turned off his in-ear hearing aids and said "I don't want to hear you right now "
Bakugo: hey, shitty, you have beautiful hands
Kirishima: thank you bro!
Bakugo: do you know where they would look best? Around me-
Denki: BIBLE! TO THE REDEEMER OF THE BIBLE PRAISE BE JESUS, AMEN!
[kiribaku as parents, texting]
Bakugou: When you get home and get the baby settled, call me.
Kirishima: I thought you had the baby?
Bakugou: Ei wtf??? where is my fucking baby???
Bakugou, to Kirishima: So what if I am in love with you? Mind your own business.
-Before meeting Bakugo-
Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say
Bakugo: h-
Kirishima: he is perfect
Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
Kirishima: *Texting Bakugou* Do you know who’s cute? Read the first word ;)
Bakugou: Who the fuck is Do
Can I just say this. You’re amazing. And really funny. Thank you. Goodbye.
Aww thank you, I'm very glad you like my content💓💓
[Bakugou upset]
Kirishima: what'll make ya feel better?
Bakugou: ....
Kirishima: d'you want a hug?
Bakugou: ...*nods*