Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
Bakugou:
Kirishima: I support that 100%.
Bakugou: I didn't say anything
kirishima: 200%
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
[Bakugou, reading a book while lying on the ground]
Kirishima: The ground is lava!
Bakugou:
Kirishima: I said the ground is-
Bakugou: I heard you
kirishima: don't come to the loft
denki: why?
kirishima: bakugo's passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore
Kirishima: hell yeah i'm into bdsm
Bakugou: hah?
Kirishima: big dogs snuggling me!
Bakugou: ah...
Bakugou: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Kirishima, standing at the bottom goes, "Oh shit, be careful," as if I didn't already fall all the way down. Fucking idiot
Bakugou: I am a man of action. I act first, apologize later.
Kirishima a: you never apologize.
Bakugou : well, I would if I was ever wrong.
Kirishima: hey blasty!
Bakugou: what shit is it now, shitty hair?
Kirishima: if nothing lasts forever ... will you be my nothing?
Bakugou: * gay panic * hm no
Kirishima: things have actually been going really well with bakugou. our friendship is in a really good place.
kirishima: last week i said "did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" and instead of saying "shut up." he said "okay."
Bakugou: Ei, we have to talk about-
Kirishima: i'm pregnant!
Bakugou: -this afternoon's training. what the hell?
Kirishima: i panicked