Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

shrek is love, shrek is life

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3 months ago

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

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2 months ago

Kermit for Pope

I Was Trying To Find Out If Kermit Was Eligible To Be Pope And I Found A Blog That Says He's The Perfect

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest


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5 months ago

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

2 months ago
Reblong To Give Someone An Ice Cream Sanditch.

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.


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3 months ago
Silly Phone, You're Not Detecting An Analog Audio Accessory, You're Detecting Soup, From The Bowl Of

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

3 months ago
My Masterpiece

My masterpiece

5 months ago

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

2 months ago

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?


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2 months ago

did u come?

Yeah, out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine


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4 months ago
An SFW comic featuring two androids. One of them has green hair and the other has pink hair, so those will be their names for this description. Green says, "I cannot send the file via e-mail. It exceeds 25MB." Pink replies with, "Then: Let us transfer it through cable" and holds up her cable. Green blushes and begins to overheat, "Port-to-port c-connection? Ah... Okay. Please disregard my error screen; I am operational." "Kay!" Pink chirps and plugs her cable into Green's port. But then it's Pink's turn to blush as she receives the file and asks, "Is the file “An_ incomplete_list_ofreasons why_I_likeyou+_whywe should_date.txt?” what you wanted to send?" To which Green nods and Pink goes "ah <3".

Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

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