You Ever Hear That Old Chestnut About How Most People Neglect The Part Of The Story Of Icarus Where He

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

What if I put bees in your blood what then huh smart guy?

Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Exuse me? This figurine you sold me that you said was in mint condition? Yeah I ate it and it tasted nothing like mint. I want a refund on my $300 and I need you to pay for my hospital bill.

imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

Girls will be boys

Boys will be girls

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖