Encountering An Inconvenience While Cold: Damn That Sucks, Oh Well, I’ll Figure Something Else Out!!

What if I put bees in your blood what then huh smart guy?

REBLOG IF YOU ARE AGAINST TRUMP AND PROJECT 2025

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR PEOPLE WHO NO LONGER HAVE ONE IRL

time for me, a tgirl, to go on a quest to be jesus ii (i have no means of doing of these things, i live in the us)

know what, fuck this whole second coming of christ bs, next tgirl to see the reichstone, stone of scone, and to eat double cheeseburger gets my permission to be called Jesus II: Electric boogaloo

Hey what if the cycle of life, death and rebirth is like going in and out of the shower. Like at first you're hanging in the immaterial, knowing that you should go live a life eventually, better sooner than later, and you're just procrastinating like euuuugh I don't wanna goooo, but once you're in there, once you're alive, you're like no wait a minute now I remember, it's awesome in here, I want to be here forever, and once you've done everything you meant to do you still keep procrastinating for as long as possible because it's so nice in there and you don't want it to be over. But once you're out you're fine, it's the transition that sucks both ways every time.

Hey girl are you a witch because I’d *check notes* b-burn you alive? Hang you? Crush you with stones? Oh god none of this is good pickup line material is it