Not To Be A Slut But I Would Love To Sleep Next To Someone

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

I mean Jesus fucking Christ this is not right

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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i think nixon is a homosexual. i am a homosexual, and also smell that

Does anyone else notice that in the spring, there's always this scent that smells like semen in the air? Is it the pollen that smells like semen??