I Think Nixon Is A Homosexual. I Am A Homosexual, And Also Smell That

Posting all of the pills that make you green comics here now, enjoy? I guess?

regret rates

proof

talking points

you problem

owned

modern invention

unethical experiments

typology

think of the children

side effects

facts

making sense

rushing

drawings

research

this rocks

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give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i check discord. i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i open spotify. start a song. open youtube. pick video, ending song. video bad. i close youtube. i open tumblr

oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

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hot take: if i can download music for offline use on amazon music, i should be able to just get the mp4 files instead of having to pirate anything

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

what about a sgt. pepper

with a band

god could you give me a dr pepper

I will give you *two* doctor peppers, one to drink, and the other to give you a full psychological evaluation