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"hey friends, i'm trans"

"hey guys, i'm a guy (sometimes)"

these are options; maybe not the best options based on your personal opinion but options nonetheless

um guys so I want to come out as trans to my friends but like… how do I do that?? They’ll definitely be accepting but like what do I say????

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

happy stab julius caesar day

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

Oh man we're going places

I have been waiting all year to post this.

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*