I've Rarely Seen A More Validating Sentence In My Entire Life.

Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay

don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

Ah yes, bed time. The one point during the day where I can suffer horizontally rather than vertically.

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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

“While I’m really intrigued by the idea of technology that can make Mark Zuckerberg do and say whatever I want, this video wasn’t quite there yet. At the very least, they could have put him on a shirtless body or something. I eventually managed to climax, but it took forever.” McCurdy later admitted, however, that the deepfake video provided results far superior to those achieved by his old method of manually photoshopping Mark Zuckerberg’s head onto the nude bodies of male models.

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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.