You've All Heard Of Tall Remus, But What About Tall Sirius? I Like To Imagine Remus Was Around 5'11,

*Remus's computer makes a noise.*

Remus: "Oh, fuck off! I'm running low on the will to live right now, but I'm not going 'bloough, bloough!' every 3 seconds, am I?"

I love this, I really do

If you don’t think McGonagall was invited to James and Lily’s wedding you’re wrong

She was in her office working late one night when she heard tapping on the window; it was an owl, carrying a letter labelled « Minnie »

So of course she knew who it was from

ngl she teared up a little at the thought that Lily and James were getting married, in spite of the war, and that they’d invited her to the wedding

She wondered for a (very short) while if it would be appropriate for her to attend her former students’ wedding, but oh who was she kidding - this was James Potter and Lily Evans, of course she was going

She showed up in a long bottle green silk dress, and a high bun with green feathers sprouting from it

Of course Sirius was the first to spot her when she arrived

He offered her his arm (« you look ravishing tonight, Minnie ») and escorted her to her seat

She didn’t even try to conceal her tears during the ceremony

she was so proud

later Marlene dares Sirius to ask McGonagall for a dance

Sirius looks offended

« I don’t need to be dared to ask Minnie for a dance! I was going to anyway! »

« Minnie, would you care to dance with me? »

« Mr Black, I hardly think this would be appropriate! And may I ask again that you stop using that name! »

« Come on Minnie, you know you love it. One dance? »

*deep sigh from McGonagall*

« Alright, Black. One dance »

Sirius winks at James as he dances with McGonagall

James is dancing nearby with Lily

He looks so betrayed it’s comical

« Excuse me Lily I must go dance with Minnie right now »

Lily rolls her eyes

« sometimes I wonder if you don’t love her more than you love me » she groans

but she smiles and goes off to dance with Alice

James approaches Sirius and McGonagall and clears his throat

« excuse me, Minnie, do you think I could have this dance? »

Sirius looks bewildered (« uh, mate, can’t you see I’m dancing with Minnie?? »)

« Ah, yes, Padfoot, but this is my weeding. I do what I want »

To their surprise, McGonagall nods, « you know, Black, Mr Potter’s got a point.. »

James smirks at Sirius, who stares at them for a second then stomps away mumbling to himself like the drama queen that he is

McGonagall may tell James how proud she is of him while they dance

James may find his eyes to be a wee bit watery for a second

After a while, Sirius reappears

James starts to make a speech about how Sirius should quit trying already (« I am the groom, Padfoot, therefore I am the one who gets to dance with Minnie » *severe eye-rolling from McGonagall*)

but Sirius cuts him off by saying « Prongs, I didn’t come here to ask Minnie to dance with me. I came to ask you. »

« Oh. Well in that case » — he turns to McGonagall — « Minnie, if you’ll excuse us »

James takes Sirius by the waist and they start dancing

Almost half an hour later, Lily sits down next to a grinning McGonagall and sighs « you know, sometimes I wonder if he doesn’t love him more than he loves either or us »

Okay but imagine one day, Arthur does this while out with Ron and Harry and a stranger goes, “Why does that one have black hair if everyone else has orange?" And Harry gets really embarrassed and starts to say, “Oh I'm not his-”

Only to get cut off by Arthur who says, “He's adopted :)"

Now imagine the same thing happening with the Potters and Sirius.

OUCH MY HEART-

You’re wrong if you think James Potter and Arthur Weasley didn’t walk around carrying a whole ass photo album of their families in their wallets 24/7. You’re wrong if you think they didn’t show off these pictures to random strangers on the street. And you’re wrong if you think they didn’t get all misty eyed because they both loved their families more than they loved life itself. 

The Weasley Twins Were Slytherins

I will always believe that the only reason the Weasley Twins weren't Slytherins is because JKR was too busy demonizing us.

The traits of Slytherin are resourcefulness, determination, ambition, pride, cunning, leadership, and self-preservation.

1. Resourcefulness: They grew up poor, so they definitely learnt to make the most of what they had like their siblings.

2. Determination & Ambition: They had ambitions to be successful businessmen in the joke shop industry and were determined to achieve their goal no matter what anyone else said.

3. Pride: They are very proud of their work and are proud to be known as the infamous mischief makers at Hogwarts who could give even the Marauders a run for their money.

4. Cunning: Cunning isn't always a bad thing. As stated before, they were the most infamous pranksters at Hogwarts in their era. They were extremely cunning.

5. Leadership: They were leaders in terms of ideas. They inspired others (an example being them leaving the school causing students to follow in the twins footsteps and play pranks of their own.)

6. Self-preservation: As we saw with our very funny, very handsome, very dead friend, "Dead Fred", and our other very funny, very handsome, very one-eared friend, "Gorg George", self-preservation isn't their strong suit, but I think everything else fits for them.

What's your opinion on this?

Those of you saying that Harry Potter could beat Percy Jackson in a non-magical fight have no IDEA how wrong you are.

Percy is a (kind of) street-smart kid from NYC who has a history of beating up people who mock him.

Harry is a British bitch who spent the first 10-11 years of his life getting his ass whooped by his cousin.

And even with magic, Percy is the son of Posideon. He's a DEMIGOD. He's fought the literal GOD OF WAR AND WON! There's no way that Harry "wot?" Potter is beating Percy.

James: *talking about his parents love story*

Sirius: "Awwww, your parents have such a cute love story compared to mine. They just had an arranged marriage, and they're cousins, so...."

James: ...

Sirius: ...

James: ...

Sirius: "The silence is loud."

In a modern AU:

Remus would be so pissed when everyone jumped on crocheting and baking bread because he was called a "pretentious old man" (particularly by Sirius) when he used to do it pre-COVID.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!

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Wolfstar tattoo headcanon

Remus has a tattoo of the Sirius constellation on the inside of his arm and it glows brighter or darker depending on Sirius’s mood.

And Sirius has a tattoo of the moon on his palm that reflects it’s current phase so he never forgets when the full moon is.

When Sirius was trapped in Azkaban, Remus’s stars fade to a dull, ashy grey. He slowly loses hope that the stars would ever glow silver again.

Sirius stays awake on the full moons staring at his palm and imagine Remus out there somewhere, in agony, without Sirius.

Jegulus

I’ve seen a lot of discourse about Jegulus in this fandom and I want to give my opinion on it. Before I get into this I would like to say: no hate to any Jegulus shippers. You’re entitled to your own opinions, and I could care less about who you ship as long as it’s not pedophilia, incest, etc. This is just my opinion.

I really hate Jegulus for multiple reasons:

First off, it completely destroys their characters and makes 0 sense for both of them.

James was strongly against blood purity and the Potter family were labeled as blood traitors. He was invited to join the DE by Voldemort and declined (JKR confirmed this was 1 of the 3 ways he betrayed him.) Not to mention he betrayed Voldemort 2 other times. Plus, he was friends with Remus, a half-blood werewolf and Sirius, a blood traitor Gryffindor. Do you really think the Marauders would still be his friends if he suddenly dated a blood supremacist? Imagine if you’re a POC and your white friend dated a racist. Or if you were Jewish and your German friend dated a German N@z! supporter.

Regulus was strongly for blood purity, seeing as he made a shrine dedicated to Voldemort and the DE. This means he would’ve hated Muggleborns, half-bloods, half-breeds, and blood traitors.

Not to mention Sirius. Regulus probably loved Sirius since he asked Kreacher not to tell his family about the Horcrux, and Sirius died not knowing about it, but that doesn’t mean Regulus was a good brother when Sirius was still around. In his youth, Sirius would’ve hated Regulus because of Walburga and Orion’s favoritism. The Potters took Sirius in and James adopted Sirius as a brother. He would’ve hated Regulus because of the way Sirius talked about him. And considering that Sirius hated Regulus as kids, he would be very hurt and angry with James if he suddenly got in a relationship with him.

Second off, Jegulus and Jily can’t work in the same timeline. Lily would never go out with James if he dated a blood supremacist before her. If a white guy asked me to date him, and I knew he dated a white racist before me, I would be horrified and shocked and immediately say no.

And don’t even get me started on the HC about a poly relationship between Lily, James, and Regulus. I’m sorry, but that’s a very disgusting HC to have. Muggleborns are an allegory for Jewish people and DE are an allegory for N@z!s. It’s just like Dramione/Drarry, just Marauders Era edition.

The only way I can see Jegulus or a poly relationship between Regulus, James, and Lily working is in an AU where Regulus was always good, but that still changes him entirely and throws away anything canon about him.

I think a lot of people use Jegulus as a way to give Regulus a better redemption arc. But honestly, using love as a redemption arc doesn’t work and is just lazy writing. We see this with Snily and even Grindledore, to an extent. I think Regulus should’ve been given a better redemption arc but using Jegulus to do so makes no sense and isn’t a good way to fix JKR’s terrible try at a redemption without obsession.

Why did nobody see them?

On pg. 767 of OOTP it says:

“And now bright orange lights were growing larger and rounder on all sides. They could see the tops of buildings, streams of headlights like luminous insect eyes, squares of pale yellow that were windows. Quite suddenly, it seemed, they were hurtling toward the pavement.”

Considering they're walking into London, there must be witches and wizards who can see thestrals, right? And let’s say there were 0 witches/wizards (which I find very hard to believe) did no Muggles question why a bunch of kids were floating in mid-air?