The Weasley Twins Were Slytherins

You've all heard of tall Remus, but what about tall Sirius? I like to imagine Remus was around 5'11, and Sirius was around 6'3.

Imagine Sirius pulling Remus close to him and wrapping his arms around him when they were outside, and it was cold.

Imagine Remus stealing Sirius's t-shirts and clothes. Sirius would lose his mind when he saw Remus wearing clothes that were a little too big for him.

Imagine Sirius purposefully stealing Remus's books and holding them just out of reach. He wouldn't return it until Remus said "I love you" and kissed him. By the time the book was within reach again, they were both preoccupied with... exercise activities {if you know what I mean (;}.

Imagine Sirius sneaking up behind Remus and throwing his arms around him to pull him close and sway him while he bombarded his Moony with kisses.

Just... tall Sirius. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk <3.

Stucky is cool, but I like angst. So, what if Bucky and Steve loved each other, but they never told each other because they thought it was unrequited love, and admitting their feelings for one another would just lead to a ruined friendship.

That would explain why Steve stayed so obsessed with Peggy and wanted to go back so desperately. Not just because he was homesick for the 40s, but also because he did have feelings for Peggy. And while his feelings for Peggy weren't as strong as his love for Bucky, it was better than being trapped in that torturous cycle of waking up everyday and yearning for something he thought was never there.

Why did nobody see them?

On pg. 767 of OOTP it says:

“And now bright orange lights were growing larger and rounder on all sides. They could see the tops of buildings, streams of headlights like luminous insect eyes, squares of pale yellow that were windows. Quite suddenly, it seemed, they were hurtling toward the pavement.”

Considering they're walking into London, there must be witches and wizards who can see thestrals, right? And let’s say there were 0 witches/wizards (which I find very hard to believe) did no Muggles question why a bunch of kids were floating in mid-air?

I’ve seen some people say that Remus deserved to get fired from his job because he put the students in danger when he forgot to take the Wolfsbane potion, which is sort of true.

However, I don’t think it’s a valid reason to fire him because when has Hogwarts ever given a flying fuck about student safety?

In Harry's 1rst year, he was forced to go to the Forbidden Forest AT NIGHT as a punishment for sneaking around at night. there was the Devil's Snare, Chewy, a chess board that nearly killed them, and the DADA Professor had Tom on the back of his head.

Then in 2nd year, Tom possessed Ginny, a Basilisk was going around petrifying students, and Lockhart was going to erase Harry and Ron’s memory and let Ginny die.

In 3rd year, there were dementors flying around the school 

Don’t even get me started on Quidditch, because that game is a safety hazard as a whole. I mean whose idea was it to invent iron bludgers to hit people, while they’re flying mid-air. And who thought it was okay to let children play that sport?!

And let’s not forget that Tom literally killed a student and he still wasn’t expelled.

I don’t think I need to explain anymore…

Okay but imagine one day, Arthur does this while out with Ron and Harry and a stranger goes, “Why does that one have black hair if everyone else has orange?" And Harry gets really embarrassed and starts to say, “Oh I'm not his-”

Only to get cut off by Arthur who says, “He's adopted :)"

Now imagine the same thing happening with the Potters and Sirius.

OUCH MY HEART-

You’re wrong if you think James Potter and Arthur Weasley didn’t walk around carrying a whole ass photo album of their families in their wallets 24/7. You’re wrong if you think they didn’t show off these pictures to random strangers on the street. And you’re wrong if you think they didn’t get all misty eyed because they both loved their families more than they loved life itself. 

*The Golden Trio while watching Snow White*

Harry: “What the- why did she eat the apple? Is she stupid? I mean, did nobody teach this girl about stranger danger?”

Ron: “To be fair, it’s set in the 1500s.”

Harry: “Yeah, but even then, parents taught their kids about this stuff. And she’s the princess, isn’t she? So she should know this.”

Ron: “Well, yeah, but she wasn’t raised like a princess, now was she? The Queen made her scrub floors and wash dishes.”

Harry: “Yeah, but she didn’t do that stuff until her dad died, and they never said when that was. But that’s beside the point. She shouldn’t need someone to tell her this. She’s 14, right? It’s common sense. Where’s this girl’s mother?”

Ron: “Her mum’s dead.”

Harry: “Yeah, so is mine, but even I knew better than to eat apples from strangers at 14.”

Hermione: “Both of you need to shut up and watch the movie! And Harry, stop using dark humor to cope with your trauma for Merlin’s sake!”

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James: *talking about his parents love story*

Sirius: "Awwww, your parents have such a cute love story compared to mine. They just had an arranged marriage, and they're cousins, so...."

James: ...

Sirius: ...

James: ...

Sirius: "The silence is loud."

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!

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Wolfstar tattoo headcanon

Remus has a tattoo of the Sirius constellation on the inside of his arm and it glows brighter or darker depending on Sirius’s mood.

And Sirius has a tattoo of the moon on his palm that reflects it’s current phase so he never forgets when the full moon is.

When Sirius was trapped in Azkaban, Remus’s stars fade to a dull, ashy grey. He slowly loses hope that the stars would ever glow silver again.

Sirius stays awake on the full moons staring at his palm and imagine Remus out there somewhere, in agony, without Sirius.

*Remus's computer makes a noise.*

Remus: "Oh, fuck off! I'm running low on the will to live right now, but I'm not going 'bloough, bloough!' every 3 seconds, am I?"