WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!

Those of you saying that Harry Potter could beat Percy Jackson in a non-magical fight have no IDEA how wrong you are.

Percy is a (kind of) street-smart kid from NYC who has a history of beating up people who mock him.

Harry is a British bitch who spent the first 10-11 years of his life getting his ass whooped by his cousin.

And even with magic, Percy is the son of Posideon. He's a DEMIGOD. He's fought the literal GOD OF WAR AND WON! There's no way that Harry "wot?" Potter is beating Percy.

In a modern AU:

Remus would be so pissed when everyone jumped on crocheting and baking bread because he was called a "pretentious old man" (particularly by Sirius) when he used to do it pre-COVID.

Imagine how hard it was for Remus to see Sirius die

Imagine how hard it was for Remus to see Sirius die. He had to accept the fact that his best friend, his lover, his soulmate, was dead on the spot so that he could save Harry.

Not only that, but Harry looks almost identical to James, so Remus probably felt like he was holding back James in that moment, not Harry.

Why did nobody see them?

On pg. 767 of OOTP it says:

“And now bright orange lights were growing larger and rounder on all sides. They could see the tops of buildings, streams of headlights like luminous insect eyes, squares of pale yellow that were windows. Quite suddenly, it seemed, they were hurtling toward the pavement.”

Considering they're walking into London, there must be witches and wizards who can see thestrals, right? And let’s say there were 0 witches/wizards (which I find very hard to believe) did no Muggles question why a bunch of kids were floating in mid-air?

You're On Your Own Kid is just such a Marauders song.

James: "From sprinkler splashes to fireplace ashes/I gave my blood, sweat, and tears for this"

Sirius: "I hosted parties and starved my body/Like I'd be saved by a perfect kiss"

Peter: "The jokes weren't funny, I took the money/My friends from home don't know what to say"

Remus: "I looked around in a blood-soaked gown/And I saw something they can't take away"

Stucky is cool, but I like angst. So, what if Bucky and Steve loved each other, but they never told each other because they thought it was unrequited love, and admitting their feelings for one another would just lead to a ruined friendship.

That would explain why Steve stayed so obsessed with Peggy and wanted to go back so desperately. Not just because he was homesick for the 40s, but also because he did have feelings for Peggy. And while his feelings for Peggy weren't as strong as his love for Bucky, it was better than being trapped in that torturous cycle of waking up everyday and yearning for something he thought was never there.

I’ve seen some people say that Remus deserved to get fired from his job because he put the students in danger when he forgot to take the Wolfsbane potion, which is sort of true.

However, I don’t think it’s a valid reason to fire him because when has Hogwarts ever given a flying fuck about student safety?

In Harry's 1rst year, he was forced to go to the Forbidden Forest AT NIGHT as a punishment for sneaking around at night. there was the Devil's Snare, Chewy, a chess board that nearly killed them, and the DADA Professor had Tom on the back of his head.

Then in 2nd year, Tom possessed Ginny, a Basilisk was going around petrifying students, and Lockhart was going to erase Harry and Ron’s memory and let Ginny die.

In 3rd year, there were dementors flying around the school 

Don’t even get me started on Quidditch, because that game is a safety hazard as a whole. I mean whose idea was it to invent iron bludgers to hit people, while they’re flying mid-air. And who thought it was okay to let children play that sport?!

And let’s not forget that Tom literally killed a student and he still wasn’t expelled.

I don’t think I need to explain anymore…

The Weasley Twins Were Slytherins

I will always believe that the only reason the Weasley Twins weren't Slytherins is because JKR was too busy demonizing us.

The traits of Slytherin are resourcefulness, determination, ambition, pride, cunning, leadership, and self-preservation.

1. Resourcefulness: They grew up poor, so they definitely learnt to make the most of what they had like their siblings.

2. Determination & Ambition: They had ambitions to be successful businessmen in the joke shop industry and were determined to achieve their goal no matter what anyone else said.

3. Pride: They are very proud of their work and are proud to be known as the infamous mischief makers at Hogwarts who could give even the Marauders a run for their money.

4. Cunning: Cunning isn't always a bad thing. As stated before, they were the most infamous pranksters at Hogwarts in their era. They were extremely cunning.

5. Leadership: They were leaders in terms of ideas. They inspired others (an example being them leaving the school causing students to follow in the twins footsteps and play pranks of their own.)

6. Self-preservation: As we saw with our very funny, very handsome, very dead friend, "Dead Fred", and our other very funny, very handsome, very one-eared friend, "Gorg George", self-preservation isn't their strong suit, but I think everything else fits for them.

What's your opinion on this?

I love this, I really do

If you don’t think McGonagall was invited to James and Lily’s wedding you’re wrong

She was in her office working late one night when she heard tapping on the window; it was an owl, carrying a letter labelled « Minnie »

So of course she knew who it was from

ngl she teared up a little at the thought that Lily and James were getting married, in spite of the war, and that they’d invited her to the wedding

She wondered for a (very short) while if it would be appropriate for her to attend her former students’ wedding, but oh who was she kidding - this was James Potter and Lily Evans, of course she was going

She showed up in a long bottle green silk dress, and a high bun with green feathers sprouting from it

Of course Sirius was the first to spot her when she arrived

He offered her his arm (« you look ravishing tonight, Minnie ») and escorted her to her seat

She didn’t even try to conceal her tears during the ceremony

she was so proud

later Marlene dares Sirius to ask McGonagall for a dance

Sirius looks offended

« I don’t need to be dared to ask Minnie for a dance! I was going to anyway! »

« Minnie, would you care to dance with me? »

« Mr Black, I hardly think this would be appropriate! And may I ask again that you stop using that name! »

« Come on Minnie, you know you love it. One dance? »

*deep sigh from McGonagall*

« Alright, Black. One dance »

Sirius winks at James as he dances with McGonagall

James is dancing nearby with Lily

He looks so betrayed it’s comical

« Excuse me Lily I must go dance with Minnie right now »

Lily rolls her eyes

« sometimes I wonder if you don’t love her more than you love me » she groans

but she smiles and goes off to dance with Alice

James approaches Sirius and McGonagall and clears his throat

« excuse me, Minnie, do you think I could have this dance? »

Sirius looks bewildered (« uh, mate, can’t you see I’m dancing with Minnie?? »)

« Ah, yes, Padfoot, but this is my weeding. I do what I want »

To their surprise, McGonagall nods, « you know, Black, Mr Potter’s got a point.. »

James smirks at Sirius, who stares at them for a second then stomps away mumbling to himself like the drama queen that he is

McGonagall may tell James how proud she is of him while they dance

James may find his eyes to be a wee bit watery for a second

After a while, Sirius reappears

James starts to make a speech about how Sirius should quit trying already (« I am the groom, Padfoot, therefore I am the one who gets to dance with Minnie » *severe eye-rolling from McGonagall*)

but Sirius cuts him off by saying « Prongs, I didn’t come here to ask Minnie to dance with me. I came to ask you. »

« Oh. Well in that case » — he turns to McGonagall — « Minnie, if you’ll excuse us »

James takes Sirius by the waist and they start dancing

Almost half an hour later, Lily sits down next to a grinning McGonagall and sighs « you know, sometimes I wonder if he doesn’t love him more than he loves either or us »

*Remus's computer makes a noise.*

Remus: "Oh, fuck off! I'm running low on the will to live right now, but I'm not going 'bloough, bloough!' every 3 seconds, am I?"