*The Golden Trio While Watching Snow White*

The Weasley Twins Were Slytherins

I will always believe that the only reason the Weasley Twins weren't Slytherins is because JKR was too busy demonizing us.

The traits of Slytherin are resourcefulness, determination, ambition, pride, cunning, leadership, and self-preservation.

1. Resourcefulness: They grew up poor, so they definitely learnt to make the most of what they had like their siblings.

2. Determination & Ambition: They had ambitions to be successful businessmen in the joke shop industry and were determined to achieve their goal no matter what anyone else said.

3. Pride: They are very proud of their work and are proud to be known as the infamous mischief makers at Hogwarts who could give even the Marauders a run for their money.

4. Cunning: Cunning isn't always a bad thing. As stated before, they were the most infamous pranksters at Hogwarts in their era. They were extremely cunning.

5. Leadership: They were leaders in terms of ideas. They inspired others (an example being them leaving the school causing students to follow in the twins footsteps and play pranks of their own.)

6. Self-preservation: As we saw with our very funny, very handsome, very dead friend, "Dead Fred", and our other very funny, very handsome, very one-eared friend, "Gorg George", self-preservation isn't their strong suit, but I think everything else fits for them.

What's your opinion on this?

Those of you saying that Harry Potter could beat Percy Jackson in a non-magical fight have no IDEA how wrong you are.

Percy is a (kind of) street-smart kid from NYC who has a history of beating up people who mock him.

Harry is a British bitch who spent the first 10-11 years of his life getting his ass whooped by his cousin.

And even with magic, Percy is the son of Posideon. He's a DEMIGOD. He's fought the literal GOD OF WAR AND WON! There's no way that Harry "wot?" Potter is beating Percy.

*Remus's computer makes a noise.*

Remus: "Oh, fuck off! I'm running low on the will to live right now, but I'm not going 'bloough, bloough!' every 3 seconds, am I?"

You've all heard of tall Remus, but what about tall Sirius? I like to imagine Remus was around 5'11, and Sirius was around 6'3.

Imagine Sirius pulling Remus close to him and wrapping his arms around him when they were outside, and it was cold.

Imagine Remus stealing Sirius's t-shirts and clothes. Sirius would lose his mind when he saw Remus wearing clothes that were a little too big for him.

Imagine Sirius purposefully stealing Remus's books and holding them just out of reach. He wouldn't return it until Remus said "I love you" and kissed him. By the time the book was within reach again, they were both preoccupied with... exercise activities {if you know what I mean (;}.

Imagine Sirius sneaking up behind Remus and throwing his arms around him to pull him close and sway him while he bombarded his Moony with kisses.

Just... tall Sirius. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk <3.

James: *talking about his parents love story*

Sirius: "Awwww, your parents have such a cute love story compared to mine. They just had an arranged marriage, and they're cousins, so...."

James: ...

Sirius: ...

James: ...

Sirius: "The silence is loud."

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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS?!?! WHYYYYY?!?!

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Wolfstar tattoo headcanon

Remus has a tattoo of the Sirius constellation on the inside of his arm and it glows brighter or darker depending on Sirius’s mood.

And Sirius has a tattoo of the moon on his palm that reflects it’s current phase so he never forgets when the full moon is.

When Sirius was trapped in Azkaban, Remus’s stars fade to a dull, ashy grey. He slowly loses hope that the stars would ever glow silver again.

Sirius stays awake on the full moons staring at his palm and imagine Remus out there somewhere, in agony, without Sirius.

Stucky is cool, but I like angst. So, what if Bucky and Steve loved each other, but they never told each other because they thought it was unrequited love, and admitting their feelings for one another would just lead to a ruined friendship.

That would explain why Steve stayed so obsessed with Peggy and wanted to go back so desperately. Not just because he was homesick for the 40s, but also because he did have feelings for Peggy. And while his feelings for Peggy weren't as strong as his love for Bucky, it was better than being trapped in that torturous cycle of waking up everyday and yearning for something he thought was never there.

There's No Way Harry Remembered This

On pg. 767-768 of OOTP it says:

“Harry took one glance back at the thestrals, now foraging for scraps of rotten food inside the dumpster, then forced himself into the box after Luna. ‘Whoever’s nearest the receiver, dial six two four four two!’ he said.”

Harry heard that number once in the summer, and you’re telling me he remembered it up until June?! He couldn’t even remember information for a test that he studied for that morning, and you’re telling me he remembered a bunch of random numbers from June? It would be more realistic if Ron knew it since his dad works at the Ministry.

Honestly, JKR thinks nothing through...

You're On Your Own Kid is just such a Marauders song.

James: "From sprinkler splashes to fireplace ashes/I gave my blood, sweat, and tears for this"

Sirius: "I hosted parties and starved my body/Like I'd be saved by a perfect kiss"

Peter: "The jokes weren't funny, I took the money/My friends from home don't know what to say"

Remus: "I looked around in a blood-soaked gown/And I saw something they can't take away"