Reblog The Writers’ Fortune Cookie For Luck!

Yunho: I lost Hongjoong-hyung!

Jongho: How did you lose him!?

Yunho: Give me a break, he's like 2 inches tall.

Wooyoung: Mingi, is there a part of my hair flat at the back?

Mingi: You've a bald patch *leaves*

Wooyoung: WHAT!?

Seonghwa, to Hongjoong:You're cute when you get angry.

Seonghwa:

Seonghwa: But not when you get angry with me.

*Source: Castle*

Hongjoong: Tall people are the enemy.

Mingi: Can't even see you hating all the way down there.

Hongjoong: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know until its too late.

*Source: Tumblr*

Yeosang: How are we going to get inside?

Jongho: Don't worry, I have the keys!

Jongho: *smashes the window with a rock*

*Source:Tumblr*

San: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?

Seonghwa: You're cute when you get angry.

Hongjoong:

Seonghwa : But not when you get angry with me.

*Source: Castle*

San: Well, you know what they say hyung, carpe diem!

Hongjoong: (grabbing him by the collar) Carpe do not!

*Source: Tumblr*

San: You wake up one morning with the ability to freeze time for as long as you want with no repercussions. What's the first thing you do?

Hongjoong :Take a nap.

San: You literally just woke up.

Hongjoong: Take a nap!

*Source: Tumblr*

Wooyoung: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.

*Source: Parks and Rec*