Wooyoung: I'm 100 Percent Certain That I Am 0 Percent Sure Of What I'm Going To Do.

Yunho: You actually saved us Jongho-ah! I owe you my life.

Jongho: No thanks, I've seen it and I'm not impressed.

*Source: I don't know, someone please tell me😭*

Hongjoong: Being cute is really hard because even when I'm angry, everyone just kind of giggles at me and says "Aw, you're so cute when you're angry". Like, no. Stop. Recognise my power.

I POSTED THE WRONG INCORRECT QUOTE ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT AM SORRY

Hongjoong: Does anybody have any questions?

Mingi: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their head?

Seonghwa: *eye roll* He meant about-

Yunho: No, no, let him finish!

San: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.

*Source: Parks and Rec*

Mingi: I'm perfectly fine.

Yunho: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Mingi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

*source:Tumblr*

Hongjoong: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?

Yunho : Rude.

San: Fair.

Mingi: Not again

Yeosang: Stab them back.

Wooyoung: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

San: If you can't fix something with duct tape, you're not using enough duct tape.

*Source: Tumblr*

Seonghwa: Where are you going?

San :To either get ice cream or commit a felony.

Seonghwa:..

San: I'll decide in the car.

*Source: Golden Girls*

Mingi: People always say 'Fuck Life' when something goes wrong..

Mingi : But you don't fuck life..

Mingi: Life fucks you.