Yeosang: How Are We Going To Get Inside?

Wooyoung: I don't know, should I get noodles..

Jongho: It's your life, you make the decision.

Wooyoung:I don't know, I have no life.

Jongho: Then you get no noodles.

Wooyoung: If one more person says I'm dramatic I'm going to light myself on fire.

Hongjoong: Yeosang just created a group chat called Yeosang's surprise party and then left the group. I'm feeling a lot of emotions, but mostly respect.

*Source: Tumblr*

Mingi and Yunho, after fighting: Are we in trouble?

Hongjoong: Have a guess.

Mingi and Yunho: No?

Seonghwa: Take another guess.

*Source: B99? *

Hongjoong: *angrily* You wanna catch these hands!?

Seonghwa: *holds Hongjoong's tiny fists*

Seonghwa:

Hongjoong: ok im calm now

*source:Tumblr*

*Parents Seonghwa and Hongjoong with toddler Wooyoung*

Seonghwa: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

Hongjoong, whispering to Wooyoung : Why are there little hand prints in the wall?

Wooyoung , too good, too pure for this world: Because I have little hands!

Hongjoong, a tired dad™: Because he has little hands.

Wooyoung: You're going to YEET off the next exit.

Seonghwa: I'm going to what...

*Source: Tumblr *

Mingi: Everybody, synchronize your watches.

Wooyoung: I don't know how to do that.

San: I don't wear a watch.

Jongho: Time is a social construct.

*Source: Tag*

Mingi: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gayy.

Yunho: You're my boyfriend.

Mingi:

Yunho: and you're sitting in my lap right now.

Mingi:

Yunho: literally everything you said was inaccurate.

Mingi: Actually, I was right about the hot tub part.

*Source: Vine and Tumblr*

Mingi: Hyung, is there a part of my hair flat at the back?

Hongjoong : You've a bald patch *leaves*

Mingi: WHAT!?

*Source: An actual conversation between myself and my brother*