San: You Wake Up One Morning With The Ability To Freeze Time For As Long As You Want With No Repercussions.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Mingi: I don't understand why Seonghwa won't talk to me anymore.

Yunho: Have you tried apologising for fighting with him?

Mingi: I would rather kiss a dead moose's butt.

Yeosang: I'm making dinner tonight, you should come over.

Wooyoung: OK, thanks.

Yeosang: I'm making spaghetti and meatballs.

Wooyoung: Swagetti and meme balls.

Yeosang:

Yeosang: You're uninvited.

Wooyoung: That's fair.

*Source:Tumblr*

Yeosang: *swears loudly*

Hongjoong: *shouting from the other side of the dorm* WHAT ARE WE!??

Yeosang: *mumbles* Heroes not swearoes.

Doctor :Are you allergic to anything?

Seonghwa: Yes.

Hongjoong: *confused* What are you allergic to?

Seonghwa: *glancing at Mingi* Pain and stupid people.

*Source:My uncle actually said this to a doctor... *

Hongjoong: Tall people are the enemy.

Mingi: Can't even see you hating all the way down there.

Hongjoong: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know until its too late.

*Source: Tumblr*

Mingi: I'm perfectly fine.

Yunho: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Mingi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

*source:Tumblr*

I POSTED THE WRONG INCORRECT QUOTE ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT AM SORRY

Hongjoong: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?

Yunho : Rude.

San: Fair.

Mingi: Not again

Yeosang: Stab them back.

Wooyoung: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

Jongho: Seonghwa-hyung, you have my uwus.

Seonghwa : I- what?

Hongjoong: He said he loves you.

Seonghwa : ... Oh

Seonghwa : I uwu you too.

*Source: Instagram*