HELL YEAH

Doctor Who era’s summarised with confusing spoilers

One: My kidnapper is annoying and won’t shut up.

Two: Are Scotsmen hot? Yes. Very.

Three: Are the military okay? No. Except that one Sergeant; he’s sweet.

Four: How many problems can be solved by confectionery and talking out of your arse? More than you would expect.

Five: Single father of three going to be great dad one day.

Six: Tailors are evil and so are the BBC.

Seven: Belief in communism will repel zombies.

Eight: What’s worse than death? The US healthcare system.

Nine: Finding people annoying is not mutually exclusive with overwhelming love for humanity. 

Ten: Can a man be both a twink and a lesbian at once?

Eleven: Baby is also eldritch figure from dawn of time.

Twelve: Punk grandad just wants to play guitar.

Thirteen: Local woman under impression that constant longing looks at blonde lady friend definitely mean platonic affection.

Don't You Feel Like You've Done This Before?

thoughts for scheduled post

I ABSOLUTELY AN IM LOVE WITH BIRD BIRD “knock” THE KENKU

This is so honestly wholesome and sweet, I love how they both stood protectively in front of the other. I really hope we see more of them next episode because this is amazing and im crying PLZ BIRD BIRD LIVE

*shrinks your albatrio* !!!

I think I’m funny

Welcome twitter users fleeing the absolute cesspool that twitter is going to become as Musk gets his way with his awful ideas! Things are better here, and hey, if you're an old user coming back, they've actually improved shit!

Here's a list of important notes for tumblr usage:

Don't censor words, particularly trigger warnings. Tumblr has a very functional blacklist (found in your settings) that can filter by post content and/or tags. But the word needs to actually be present for the filter to work. Censoring words like r*pe is actively harmful to people attempting to avoid those topics.

Use tags liberally, you have as many as you want, but don't tag unrelated shit. You'll get reported for spam really fast if you do.

Set an avatar and reblog things, otherwise you look like a bot.

You are not obligated to have your real name anywhere in your blog/bio/etc. Most people here use handles.

You can turn your ask box & anons on or off if you are experiencing any kind of harassment. You can also turn off replies on your posts, and turn off reblogs if you need to.

Tumblr has keyboard shortcuts on desktop. You can find them listed under the blog/account menu. Go learn them, they make life so much easier.

Reblog things. Seriously. Also set your dash in chronological order. You can maintain several blogs if need be, but reblogging things is normal, expected, and how you pass along stuff you enjoy.

The majority of people aren't reading your card/dni/blog bio before they reblog stuff. Posts get passed around and the OP often isn't the focal point of the post. Learn to live with it.

Fic writers: you have unlimited words, do not post fics as images.

Reblogs with comments/tags are encouraged. It's not like twitter's QRTs. The OP will see everything there. Know that before you comment.

You have a queue. This means you can set posts up ahead of time to run while you're busy. You can also completely ignore this and just spam your follows whenever you're online. Both are very commonplace

It's not weird to go through someone's blog and reblog old posts. That's actually very normal. If you add /chrono to the end of a tumblr page then you can view all the posts in chronological order to make this easier.

"Spam" liking and reblogging isn't a thing that is a problem. This is invented by people I do not understand. If someone claims this is a problem, they can learn how to turn off or manage their notifications.

The only form of promotional posts that tumblr has is "blaze". There is no ad targeting or any kind of invasions of privacy with blaze. You just get subjected to w/e someone wants to show you. If you want to give tumblr some money to help the company keep going and providing an alternative to twitter, it's not a bad way to do it. You can make people look at cat photos.

Also, we have fun colors here. Plus actual formatting ability. Use it!

People lie on here for fun. Don't accept everything you see at face value, check the reblogs/replies or google something if you're skeptical! Critical thinking is good!

Above all else, be chill, use your block button if you need to, and have fun.

Commonly Asked Questions: #1

What should I expect during my autism diagnosis?

(I am struggling with my mental health and can't seem to answer individual asks. However, I think I'd like to start a series that will let me have go-to answers, continue helping people, and not affect my brain.)

This is follower participation! 🙂

Please list:

What age you were diagnosed or just "childhood"/"adult"

Country you were diagnosed in

Tests taken before hand or any preclinical requirements you experienced

The diagnosis itself, length of time etc

How you felt afterwards, any difficulties you had etc

You can keep it simple or go into detail!

My hope is to have a vast resource that followers can see and that I can easily link to when asked.

[my eyes wandered, took the sights from both sides

they longed to be free but all i could see was horizon

that claustrophobic horizon]

Hi im not really experienced (third time dm :D) BUt

1. I can't wait for your next campaign, definetly count me in!

2. It really is not that complicated once you get into it, i promise!

3. And next time, when you feel like the whole world is against you, remember how it was literally against you here, and you won. Be the hero you are in you real life.

4. I guess for dm, it really helps if you engage, so i would do that, make sure they know they are doing great. For a player, listening can go a long way. Im not good with words in real life XD

Dear fellow TTRPG players!

I'm trying to get a little project together and I wanted to do a little crowd sourcing.

I am trash when it comes to wording things, and getting my feelings down on paper. I would appreciate any help! Thoughts, suggestions, anything really!

So my questions to you are:

What would you say to a first time DM as like "You Did It!" - but cooler

What would you say to a first time player?

What are some things you would say to your party, players or DM at the end of a campaign?

What would be some words of encouragement?

You all rock, and I thank you 🦝😚

Sending this to my party :D

There's a not insignificant chance I'll get to open a DND club at my school so I made these quick charts to help. They're made to be printed in A5 format, and if anyone is interested I can try and put a link to the PDF version on drive.

First image covers the type and names of dice. Image 2 explains ability scores, img 3 explains what modifiers, HP, AC, Proficiency, DC saving throw & death save mean.

Image 4 & 5 are also lists of words but they have a big red logo with white axes in it. Img 4 explains flanking, advantage, disadvantage, melee range, critical hit/fail, area of effect and ranged spell attack. Img 5 explains the elements of combat: Initiative, what a Round is, movement, action, bonus action, reaction, attack of opportunity.

My next step is to make one of these per class to help players remember their main level 1 features and main rolls, but that's probably going to have to wait until later.

This effort was inspired by GinnyDi's video about how to help new players like the game on YouTube. Please reblog if this seems useful to you!

ETA: There are now two more booklets in this collection: The Little Book of Level 1 has all the essential mechanics of each class, and Conditions, conditions, conditions! Sums up all possible conditions in the game. You can find them through the pinned post on my blog :)