*shrinks Your Albatrio* !!!

Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition 2022 Patch Notes:

30% more Dragons

20% more Dungeons

New “Finesse Greatsword” for rogue players

Multiclass Extra Attacks stack

Lowered skybox to prevent flying characters from cheesing ground encounters

Buffed Coffeelocks

Raised material price of Revivify and similar spells to account for inflation

Removed Ranger

Fixed a bug with the tarrasque which allowed players to kill it

Added Metallic Greatwyrm as an option when choosing a familiar

Raised Eldritch Blast’s damage to a d12

Lowered Wizard hit dice to a d2 (flip a coin)

Goblins along the Triboar Trail crit more often to raise odds of a session 1 TPK

D&D/Homestuck crossover event begins February 1st

Raised Fireball’s radius to maximize collateral damage

Any beast or monstrosity with an Intelligence score of 3 or lower can now be instantly domesticated with a DC 10 Animal Handling check

Buffed Lucky Feat (now provides automatic critical success or critical failure)

DMs now 100% guaranteed to insert their fetishes into the game somehow

Added cheeto dust to all character sheets

Puzzles still unsolved after 10 minutes will result in the spawning of The Deus Ex Machina, an old man NPC who solves the puzzle and sucks all your characters off

Natural 1 attack rolls now kill every ally in a 100-meter radius

All spells are now affected by Wild Magic Surge

No longer need to obscure line of sight to Hide

New, rarer magic item tier (Corrupt Items), which can only be obtained by bribing the DM

All groups that don’t include “That Guy” will be assigned 6-8 extra players, selected randomly from 4chan’s userbase

We here at Wizards of the Coast had a great year, and are looking forward to another wonderful 365 days of The World’s Greatest Roleplaying Game!

I think one of the weirder things from generation loss that i haven't seen anyone mention is that, when ranboo's running from the shark-pickle-lobster-thing and he goes into the basement with the cage, he reaches into the box in the corner and pulls out a hoodie that looks EXACTLY like his. He then uses this hoodie to distract it by placing the hoodie in a cage. The shark-pickle-lobster then goes into the cage, because it thinks the hoodie is ranboo. This also seems weird to me as I'm pretty sure Slime mentions that the shark-pickle-lobster can't see very well (i could be misremembering I'm writing this from memory) meaning that it's probably going off of scent and sound. So not only is there an exact copy of ranboo's hoodie it also smells like them. Idk what this means if anything but it's such a weird detail it really stuck out to me.

EDIT: So first off slime said "once he gets your scent it's over" (at around 1 hour 20 minutes into the YouTube vod) which confirms what I said originally. And here are two photos of the hoodie( slightly shitty because I'm on mobile)

mfw the generation is lost (rbs appreciated!!)

my bro could NOT catch a break 😭

your friendly neighbourhood spider!

My best riptide fanart yet

Hi im not really experienced (third time dm :D) BUt

1. I can't wait for your next campaign, definetly count me in!

2. It really is not that complicated once you get into it, i promise!

3. And next time, when you feel like the whole world is against you, remember how it was literally against you here, and you won. Be the hero you are in you real life.

4. I guess for dm, it really helps if you engage, so i would do that, make sure they know they are doing great. For a player, listening can go a long way. Im not good with words in real life XD

Dear fellow TTRPG players!

I'm trying to get a little project together and I wanted to do a little crowd sourcing.

I am trash when it comes to wording things, and getting my feelings down on paper. I would appreciate any help! Thoughts, suggestions, anything really!

So my questions to you are:

What would you say to a first time DM as like "You Did It!" - but cooler

What would you say to a first time player?

What are some things you would say to your party, players or DM at the end of a campaign?

What would be some words of encouragement?

You all rock, and I thank you 🦝😚

hey watch this (destinyifies your rgbtrio)

[ close ups + alt ver under the cut! ]

《no escape - not really》

ranboo doodle or whatever