One: My kidnapper is annoying and won’t shut up.
Two: Are Scotsmen hot? Yes. Very.
Three: Are the military okay? No. Except that one Sergeant; he’s sweet.
Four: How many problems can be solved by confectionery and talking out of your arse? More than you would expect.
Five: Single father of three going to be great dad one day.
Six: Tailors are evil and so are the BBC.
Seven: Belief in communism will repel zombies.
Eight: What’s worse than death? The US healthcare system.
Nine: Finding people annoying is not mutually exclusive with overwhelming love for humanity.
Ten: Can a man be both a twink and a lesbian at once?
Eleven: Baby is also eldritch figure from dawn of time.
Twelve: Punk grandad just wants to play guitar.
Thirteen: Local woman under impression that constant longing looks at blonde lady friend definitely mean platonic affection.
It was sensory overload
Am i having a sensory overload in this fucking museum or did i just not sleep enough except i actually slept for nine hours last night
AAAAND THE THING IS
hetch didn’t let ranboo process. he kept saying like “no need to dwell on it”, “stay focused”, etc.
hetch was once again piloting ranboo but ALSO
he isn’t doing this for an emotional reaction out of ranboo, or anyone specifically. he’s doing this for an emotional reaction out of US. if showfall wanted an emotional reaction out of ranboo, hetch would have let ranboo grieve. would have let them look around more and see what happened to their friends.
showfall wanted a reaction out of US. hence “social experiments”
an obvious one, but still
"Letting other people die for you, THAT'S the hero in you Ranboo!" 📼🪞⚡️
(The base vv)
the glasses came off and the gay came out
Guys! I cracked the code! I wish I had any followers to share this magic revelation I had!
In D&D I love being a DM. I really do. With one exception.
Money.
Knowing how much a character should buy or sell something for is just way out of my grasp. For a rare item the price can be anywhere between five hundred and five THOUSAND. That’s a big difference! How am I supposed to know in between those two numbers what it should be?
I googled. And googled. And googled. Thinking *there must be a better way* and couldn’t find a single thing that made sense. Well me and two other DM friends got together and we figured it out. The magic system of pricing.
So first you take the pricing by magic item rarity in the DMG
Then you go to Xanathars and look at the Magic Item Tables to determine if the item is major or minor
Divide the prices in the rarity into major and minor. Major the higher half and minor the lower.
So that makes
Rare Minor - 500 - 2,500
Rare Major - 2,501 - 5,000
Very Rare Minor - 5,001 - 30,000
Very Rare Major - 30,001 - 50,000
Legendary Minor - 50,000 - 300,000
Legendary Major - 300,000 - 500,000
Then
THEN
It’s all up to a persuasion roll. Because let’s face it, what’s a fantasy shopping adventure of magic items without bartering and haggling?
So you divide the amounts into roll milestones. So a persuasion roll of 0-10 you pay the highest and 20+ you pay the lowest.
Like so:
Common Items: 1d6 x 10
Uncommon Items 1d6 x 100
Rare Minor:
0-9: 2,500
10-11: 2,100
12-14: 1,700
15-17: 1,300
18-19: 900
20+ : 500
Rare Major
0-9: 5,000
10-11: 4,600
12-14: 4,200
15-17: 3,800
18-19: 3,200
20+: 2,500
Very Rare Minor
0-9: 30,000
10-11: 25,000
12-14: 20,000
15-17: 15,000
18-19: 10,000
20+ : 5,000
Very Rare Major
0-9: 50,000
10-11: 45,000
12-14: 40,000
15-17: 35,000
18-19: 30,000
20+ : 25,000
Legendary
0-9: 250,000
10-11: 200,000
12-14: 150,000
15-17: 100,000
18+ : 50,000
Legendary Major
0-9: 500,000
10-11: 450,000
12-14: 400,000
15-17: 350,000
18-19: 300,000
20+ : 250,000
Seriously someone who is followed by a lot of D&D people find this shit and spread it! It’s so much easier and makes a million times more sense then anything I ever heard of before and i wish someone else would have thought of it sooner (or if someone else did that I had found it sooner)
Blood-Red
The Season 19 TARDIS team 💙
ok but do you see my vision
Ryan “I fell into a pile of bricks as a kid” Bergara and Shane “I had a nose bleed the first time I entered a church” Madej