I Turn To Ares.

yes yes i love shakarian because those two just understand each other intrinsically. but i am foaming at the mouth for more cross-cultural differences that don't quite translate. i want garrus to be horrified by the idea that milk comes out of humans and babies drink it. i want shepard to be grossed out that turian parents chew up food for their babies and spit it in their mouths. i want shepard to not quite realize that when she arches her neck it's actually super suggestive and "uh babe, why are you flirting with my father like that?" "what, no, i'm just stretching." i want garrus to not 100% understand sarcasm because humans don't have subvocals and why would they ever just lie boldly like that? i want shepard to get used to the idea that turians have never once evolved to use utensils when they eat (hello? they only have three fingers?) and has to come to terms with garrus gnawing at huge chunks of blue, way too undercooked pieces of meat with his claws. i want garrus to be awestruck with the different amount of ways that humans can style their hair, and how does that not hurt? you're yanking your fringe and clipping it back? are you sure that's comfortable? i want shepard to turn her translator off every now and again so that she could hear the little chirping noises garrus makes to himself when he's concentrating. i want garrus to secretly adore watching shepard curl into chairs and twist her limbs onto couches because there's simply no way he could ever bend like that and be comfortable. i just want more.

visual migraines are cool bc I have an excuse to increase all my font sizes to 200px and wear sunglasses indoors like shadow the hedgehog

Because the most vital part of sibling rivalry is taking constant potshots at their interests

Arthur Maxson rolling up like

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

i want more stories of boys growing up idolizing women

calling women their heroes, telling women they want to be just like them when they’re grown up

men being fondly told anecdotes of how they’re acting just like their lady mentors at that age

how everyone can see so much of those women in them

how they should be proud to carry that influence with them

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

i hope yall know i make these with love after midnight

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

does anybody else ever think about the fact that Maximus carried Lucy after she fainted? do you think he admired her while she slept and made sure she was comfortable? he had to administer the medicine and he was glad to have kept her alive because some part of him hoped to be friends with her, even if he was sure they’d go their separate ways again. maybe even checked her pulse to make sure that she was still alive? maybe even pushed her hair away from her face. stood sentinel to make sure no more roaches came by and tried to eat either one of them while trying to fix his suit.

no? just me? okay :(