Obi-Wan Is Like I Got The Kids In The Divorce. They Aren't Even My Kids. Or My Divorce

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

I know we all make jokes about Copia's, uh... Very interesting room - but you gotta admit, it looks rather cozy in a very chaotic way;

i want more stories of boys growing up idolizing women

calling women their heroes, telling women they want to be just like them when they’re grown up

men being fondly told anecdotes of how they’re acting just like their lady mentors at that age

how everyone can see so much of those women in them

how they should be proud to carry that influence with them

Done for the Ghoulcy Atomic Blast Event!: artists and writers are inspired by each other in order to create ghoulcy fanfics and fanarts. This fancomic is participating under the Boom category. Those who wish can be inspired by this work to write a story about it. To be fair, artists could post their fanart by June 5, so I am ABSOLUTELY late and this work may be excluded, BUT because I like the idea of this event where artists and writers inspire each other, I still propose this comic, hoping someone will participate.

The Tweet I was inspired by is THIS ONE, where Walton Goggins playing the bad guy who is beating the shit out of Lara in Tomb Raider. I found the scene extremely - and wrongly - erotic. ❤️

Adam, I swear…

Dewdrop is cat coded, but specifically in the way that:

Dew often becomes overcome w/ the overwhelming urge to slap

Dew’s body is like a liquid. He takes the shape of w/e he’s sitting in.

Dew goes ek ek ek whenever he’s stimulated.

Dew will attack paper coming out of the printer in Papa’s office

Dew is full of soup.

“This is Lola. She likes cheese.”

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