Visual Migraines Are Cool Bc I Have An Excuse To Increase All My Font Sizes To 200px And Wear Sunglasses

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

New Patroclus design maybe

Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

look i get that periods help keep ur body healthy and all but i would rather rip my uterus out indiana jones temple of doom style than have to deal with this shit

NEW TOMODACHI LIFE

Alright so i know this may not get much traction as it should, but PLEASE reblog if you see this.

PeTA has released a new ad on YouTube (May 12, 2021) that is unskippable. It's about helping owls at a research facility, that are being mistreated and abused, and I'm totally okay with helping animals out of horrible situations, but they showed it in the complete WRONG way. The unskippable ad has the high pitched and loud "screaming" and screching of the owls being mistreated, without any kind of warning. Me, being a person with PTSD and DID, it was very triggering, sending me into a panic. And I know this has been happening to other people, since me and some of my friends and their friends (who have mental illnesses and panic disorders like me) have had similar reactions to the ad. For anyone with mental illness, when you see an ad by PeTA, close out of the YouTube app or browser completely so that you don't have to go through it and try and report it. For others, please contact YouTube and report it in any kind of way you can (Twitter, FB, Insta, etc). PeTA has done this before, so please, when you see this reblog it to get it recognition. Thanks for anyone who read this, and a big thanks for reblogging. #stop PeTA

- K

Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.