Because The Most Vital Part Of Sibling Rivalry Is Taking Constant Potshots At Their Interests

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I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

Thank god for titties and pasta

Love Husk sm. He's a cat. He has the voice of a tired/drunk grandpa. He's a 75 year old man. He's an alcoholic. He's a gambler. He hates being petted. He likes being cuddled. He hates everyone. He's pansexual. He doesn't care about gender because "any hole is a goal." He judges porn for the plot. He scored a pornstar that died around 70 years ago. He's like 6 feet tall but looks short bcuz everyone around him is like 7 feet tall. He's being controlled by a deer with a terrible haircut. He has wings but doesn't fly because he's lazy. He went to fight excorcists with his bare fists. He's litterally the guy ever

this is what happened right

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.

After I get top surgery, anytime someone asks me what the scars are from I’m going to come up with some elaborate lie. Like oh? These scars? Yeah I was put in a saw trap where I had to cut my own chest open to get a key out. Yeah I did it in under ten minutes, yeah I value my life.

I have never seen the ghouls in such a high resolution before. I wanna put them in my mouth.