I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.
Suga: I have an announcement to make.
Suga: Daichi and I are no longer dating.
Hinata about to cry: What??
Yamaguchi: You broke up??
Asahi, already crying: What happened?
Daichi: Suga! That's a terrible way to announce that we're getting married!
Kageyama: You weren't already married...?
Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it
how do i get the moon to notice me back
Namjoon: So where are you from?
Jungkook: South Korea.
Namjoon: Which part?
Jungkook: My whole body
sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world
Yoongi: Has anyone told you look handsome today?
Seokjin: Not yet, no
Yoongi: Better luck tomorrow
Seokjin:
Kaminari: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door, Todoroki quick give me your credit card
Todoroki: Okay
Kaminari, pocketing it: Cool. Midoriya, kick the door down
snoopy of the day
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i don’t really know how tumblr works but i like this place so i’m trying
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