Kaminari: Okay, We Gotta Get Through This Locked Door, Todoroki Quick Give Me Your Credit Card

genie: you have three wi-

taehyung: I WANT MY DOG TO BE ABLE TO TALK!

genie: done.

yeontan: taehyungie, can i ask for something too? :)

taehyung: ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵒᵐᵍ

yeontan: i wish i could live as long as my owner!

genie: done, you’ve got one more wish left.

taehyung, sobbing: WE DON’T NEED ANYTHING ELSE

This is so, so important you guys.

solidarity between lesbian girls and bi girls is the purest thing in the universe and its gonna save the world

“ Mr Stark? This is Peter. Parker. I saved this kitten from a tree today, but I just couldn’t find the owner and Aunt May said we couldn’t keep her, but she’s adorable, Mr Stark.

Do you– so do you have any pets, by chance? ”

hoseok: “what’s that nice french place we went to called again?”

namjoon: “france?”

hoseok: “that’s the one”

Not to be a hetero ally or whatever but I sincerely hope all straight women can find a man who puts in the effort, provides, listens, and most importantly, cares. I hope you find a man who values you and let’s it be known he’s grateful to be with you. You don’t deserve someone who doesn’t light up when he sees you, doesn’t pay for shit, doesn’t wanna impress you, and just doesn’t realize how bless led he is to be with you. I want them to know that they aren’t selfish for wanting a man they’re actually attracted to or wanting a a man who wants to spoil them how he can. No one deserves to settle.

Reblog if you have not been booped yet

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕

i honestly don’t know how this happened but somewhere between my childhood and formative years i forgot how to exist like a normal person and started to either overthink everything or make disastrous choices without any proper thinking at all. no middle ground whatsoever

I hope yall find someone who never gets enough of you.