Sometimes It Is Your Fault.. Sometimes You Don’t Listen Well Enough, You’re Selfish, You’re Rude

look when i'm funny because i'm dumb it's 70% of the time on purpose...i'm sacrificing my intellectual aura in the name of comedy for UR enjoyment. there is such a thing as an intentional bimbo

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

anyone else here………………………………………

fucking gay

Kirishima, on the phone: Mr. Aizawa! We need your help! I-

Aizawa, having been woken up: Nuh-uh kid, are the dorms on fire?

Kirishima: No?

Aizawa: Are you dealing with villains?

Kirishima: ....no?

Aizawa: Then it's not really an emergency. *Hangs up*

Kaminari: What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the common room?

Kirishima: Apparently it's not an emergency.

Bakugou, being strangled by a demon: how tHE FUCKING HELL IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY!

Stephen: You look nice. I want to kiss you

Tony: huh

Stephen: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU

crazy how I think I'm not brave enough to do some things and then I just go and get them done. and it's always like this

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.