Yoongi: Has Anyone Told You Look Handsome Today?

Suga: I have an announcement to make.

Suga: Daichi and I are no longer dating.

Hinata about to cry: What??

Yamaguchi: You broke up??

Asahi, already crying: What happened?

Daichi: Suga! That's a terrible way to announce that we're getting married!

Kageyama: You weren't already married...?

Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

<3

Jungkook: I'm never going to use this math in the real world!

[Later that day]

Jimin: Okay, we go on the count of three.

Jungkook, under his breath: Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.

chadwickboseman It is with immeasurable grief that we confirm the passing of Chadwick Boseman. 

Chadwick was diagnosed with stage III colon cancer in 2016, and battled with it these last 4 years as it progressed to stage IV. 

⁣A true fighter, Chadwick persevered through it all, and brought you many of the films you have come to love so much. From Marshall to Da 5 Bloods, August Wilson’s Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom and several more, all were filmed during and between countless surgeries and chemotherapy. ⁣⁣

It was the honor of his career to bring King T’Challa to life in Black Panther. ⁣He died in his home, with his wife and family by his side. ⁣

The family thanks you for your love and prayers, and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time. ⁣⁣

Photo Credit: @samjonespictures

Yoongi: Can I get a hug? 

Taehyung: *runs away*

Yoongi: Aw…

Jimin: Oh, he’s coming back!

Yoongi: Huh? 

Taehyung: *running full speed at Yoongi*

Yoongi: Oh. 

Yoongi: Oh shit. 

when i say “💃🏻” i mean this

*bts group chat*

taehyung: I’m learning the ukledeje!

taehyung: Ukelsfh.

jungkook: Same.

hoseok: Take your time.

taehyung: Ukalalla.

taehyung: ukelella

jungkook: Ukanda.

taehyung: Mini guitar.

namjoon: There you go.