Not Goncherov Tho. That One Totally Lives Up To The Hype

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

Coolth was once a word, in medieval times. Then we forgot about it for some reason.

Hold on a sec…….

Is your dad a time traveler of some sorts???

Reminder to myself (and anyone else who needs it)

It also takes energy when your body is trying to keep cool, and the heat always feels worse when your blood sugar is low.

Eat.

Maybe make some sandwiches in the coolth* of the day, and put them in the fridge. So they'll be ready (and cold!) later, when you are both hungry and hot.

Just a thought.

*One of my Dad's words. He figured if "warmth" was a word, "coolth" should be, too.`

Vague threats

I love self-referential statements where you just say the name of the thing you wish to express and it counts as having expressed the thing so named. Apologies. Greetings. Fair warning. We should be able to do that with more things, I think.

I’m manifesting the energy of a sun for you

My fun schedule for tomorrow is

7:30-12:00 Camp counselor at Theater 1.

12:15 Televised interview at Theater 2 to discuss floodwater damage to a large portion of our costume collection.

1:00-5:30 Go to Theater 3 (across town) and be a camp counselor for a totally separate theater camp.

5:30—? Hopefully sleep let’s find out

Well crap now I want everything to be about those things, AND I have to watch Star Trek

i hate high-budget star trek you have no business with that. put a unicorn hat on a cocker spaniel. wear felt

Idk those condos seem like there gonna be super rad

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

Awww🥰 She must really like you! She doesn’t foam at the mouth for just anyone

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

I feel personally victimized that there was no option for gay AND European.

The very act of officially sanctioning a wizard orb destroys all its vibes

pondering my ricky rain frog

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir