Well crap now I want everything to be about those things, AND I have to watch Star Trek
i hate high-budget star trek you have no business with that. put a unicorn hat on a cocker spaniel. wear felt
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Bonuses:
I wish you all a splendiferously divine duck in a top hat Thursday.
Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it
Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.
Gossip is such an utterly foreign concept to me. Imagine giving a shit about the activities of people who have fuck-all to do with you, and that you don't even like.
voice-over: Halloween is the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
makeup montage
voice-over: the really hardcore girls only wear lingerie and some kind of animal ears
close up of someone putting on a pair of cat ears
cut to the agency door, which the cat king slams open, wearing the perfect mean girls Halloween costume
I’m sorry but did you say professionally
Hey can I borrow your job for a sec? I promise I’ll give it back…
More of a tears gall on myself
blood is so cool
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt